Today's Contribution to the Band

There is this philosophy out there which dictates that, if you're going to "make it big", then you should do one thing for your band every day.

Today, I went shopping for the ugliest guitar strap in Louisville.

The result was a compromise between an homage to Andy Summers, who always used a Fender monogrammed guitar strap, and fast food restaurants from the 1970's, which used the same muddy color scheme:

Lesson learned:  Buying stuff is not an inherently creative enterprise.  Write more songs; buy fewer straps.